Sunday, July 09, 2006

Telegraph Blames Prescott For Election Fraud

The Daily Telegraph newspaper today demanded the resignation of John Prescott, citing five reasons why he should go.

The paper says its conclusion is not because Prescott has been taken in adultery, because of evasion about hospitality from a millionaire or because he may have infracted ministerial codes, but because (1) he brought our roads to standstill, (2) he was a keen advocate of postal voting which, as predicted, led to widespread fraud, (3) he created monstrous regional assemblies, (4) he dictated to local authorities that they must concrete over much of S. England's green space, (5) he introduced guidelines which effectively prevent council candidates from campaigning on contentious issues in their own wards.